23 Things To Do Outside

There's a whole vast world out there, so you could at least check out your front yard.

  1. Wave at people in cars.
  2. Cut the grass with a pair of scissors and watch people's reactions.
  3. Tie a note to a helium ballon that says "I know where you live!" Then launch it.
  4. Follow the first person you see for as long as you can.
  5. Sit by a public place and welcome people into the establishment.

  6. Put on green clothes and act like a plant in your front lawn.
  7. Go out when its raining with shampoo, then sing and pretend to take a shower.
  8. Scream "HI" to every passing jogger or driver with open windows.
  9. Stand on the side of the road holding a blank poster and see how many people look.
  10. Tell someone to help you watch grass grow.

  11. Every night, add a lawn gnome to your neighbors yard, and one night just take them all away.
  12. Pretend to bury a body. When your neighbors look at you, tell them they're next.
  13. Build a tiny water park with whatever you have available.
  14. Get a guitar and strum randomly, then sing terribly when people walk by.
  15. Drag a body sized bag through a parking lot in broad daylight.
  16. If at a campfire, pick up a marshmallow and start insulting it. When someone asks you what you are doing, say you are roasting it.
  17. Put a lost dog sign up with a picture of a hot dog on it.
  18. Vacuum the lawn. You get the best looks.
  19. When you walk past parked cars with people in them, use their window as a mirror.
  20. Get a friend and then tell them to stand on the other side of the road. When a car comes pretend that you are pulling a rope.
  21. Ring a random person's doorbell and pretend they're outside and you're inside a house.
  22. Make a free high fives stand outside of your house.
  23. Make a squirrel out of duct tape, put it in the middle of the road and see if people drive around it.
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