These are Thoughts

Purple makes a dinosaur friendly.

Pie had to come first because pi is to find the area of a circle which pie is circular so we invented pi to find the area of pie.

Nowhere in the nursery rhyme Humpty Dumpty does it say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg.

If you cut the bottom of a pineapple and hollow it out, could you wear it as a hat? I want to try this.

Why are fast food workers always attractive and well-mannered on TV? Show me the bitter, snaggle-toothed ogre who inevitably screws up my order.

"..He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good..." So does everyone. It's called Facebook.

Gotta love spoons.

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Whenever I promise myself I'll just play Skyrim for half an hour, the next time I look at the clock, 5 hours have passed.

A mirror is just a portal to an alternate dimension, but your parallel self blocks the way. -Soyjoy4040

Hot things expand. Therefore I am not fat. I'm just hot.


To Do Lists

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23 Things To Do Outside
There's a whole vast world out there, so you could at least check out your front yard.

20 Annoying Questions to Ask Siri
You could also ask these to an actual person, but human contact is a bit overrated.

15 Socially Awkward Things to Do Today
They are socially awkward and you can do them today.

20 Things You Should NOT Do
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