These are Thoughts

I wonder how old my calculator thinks I am, considering I type things like 8 x 3 in there on a regular basis.

I'm gonna make seashell headphones so I can always listen to the ocean.

Enough with the "DO NOT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH" warnings, Nestle. We've all been eating it since we were kids and we're all fine. And it's delicious.

It's ironic a band called 5 Seconds Of Summer are popular in Britain.

Supervision is the least awesome superpower ever. People just watch you and don't let you do anything fun.

To Do Lists

10 Things to Do with Diet Coke and Mentos
2 liter bottles work best, but if you want to use the cans instead, you go for it, champ.

14 Things to Do with a Potato
Just in case y'all needed a list.

13 Things to Do If You Suddenly Get Turned into Stone
Although it's unlikely this will ever happen to you, it's good to be prepared.

17 Ways to Be a Stupid Dumb Idiot
Why are you reading this list? You really are an idiot.

Waste Time on This Page
Can you make it to 15 minutes? We couldn't!

Random Game Button

People say that the brains is the only body part to name itself. I say they're wrong. The mouth also named itself.

That moment when you try to explain something really funny to your parents, but they never get it.

Submit one of your own these are thoughts:

Everybody says that the big bang was at the begining and caused itself but what caused the big bang to cause itself.

I can't tell which is worse; Sneezing at your first job application or making an awkward face at attempting to keep it in.

Where's all the blue food? And before you say blueberries, we all know; they are really purple.