25 Funniest Things to Do
1) Walk with a boquet of flowers, give it to a girl, tie your shoes ( even if they're tied) then take the flowers and walk away.
2) When in a toilet block, start screaming 'I wanna scream and shout and let it all out' and then drop something heavy into the toilet.
6) Call a random number and say," Listen, babe, can you buy chicken nuggets at Walmart? The turtles are hungry," and then hang up.
7) Walk into KFC in a chicken costume. Scream "YOU KILLED MY FAMILY!" then have a spasm on the floor.
9) Walk up to a random person and say, "Wow! You've changed, I still have your picture from five years ago." And hold up a picture of potato.
10) Tape a walkie talkie to a bathroom,and wait.Then,when they sit down,scream,"Om nom nom!"Listen to their reaction.
11) Fill an empty coke bottle with soy sauce and Sprite, stick it in the fridge for someone. Watch what happens, it's hilarious.
13) Go into a supermarket, and in the produce section, find a pineapple. Grab it and shake it violently, screaming, COME OUT SPONGEBOB, I KNOW YOUR HOME!!
14) Take a water bottle to a public toilet and squirt water at a strangers feet in the next cubical to you. The reaction is priceless.
15) Run down the street with a stick tapped to your head like horn yelling "unicorns are coming" "there coming to turn us all into unicorns!"
16) Take your dog for a walk in a public place and hold up your dog and ask "Have you seen my dog he looks like this".
17) Walk into KFC in a chicken suit; scream your eating my babies then run out. Then come back in and order a bucket of chicken.
18) Get 4 pigs, paint 1,2,3, and 5 on their backs, release them in Walmart, sit back and watch security look for # 4 (i am not responsible for any arrests).
20) Go to a grocery/fruit and veg shop and and yell at a random pineapple and say 'I know your in their Sponge Bob!'
21) Go to a pet store and buy bird seeds. Then ask the people that work there how long it takes for the bird to grow.
23) Walk up to someone. Pretend you're about to say something. Have a coughing fit. Fall over. Grab their ankles and scream "The end is near!"
24) Bring a swivel chair and two of your friends into an elevator, and when someone comes in, turn slowly and say "We've been expecting you".
25) When someone walks by your stall, dump a bowl of pudding on the floor and say DARN IT, I MISSED,.