20 Funniest Things to Do
1) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
2) Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
3) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
4) Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
5) In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
6) Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
7) Tape a walkie-talkie to a tree or a lampost and as people walk by say some random innuendos.
8) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
9) In an elevator with a lot of people say I bet you are wondering why I have gathered you here today.
10) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
11) Make a cardboard car and go through a local drive through, then act as if everything's normal.
12) Climb a tree by a sidewalk and talk to people walking by...make sure they can't see you.
13) Go to a public bathroom with chocolate on your hands. reach under stall & ask for toilet paper.
14) Order a pizza 5 minutes before New Years, and when it comes, yell, "I ORDERED THIS THING A YEAR AGO!
15) When someone says "Have a nice day!" stare at them and say, "Don't tell me what to do!"
16) Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.
17) Inhale some helium, walk up behind a little kid, and say "Follow the yellow brick road!".
18) When someone says, "grab a seat" literally grab a chair and walk out of the room.
19) Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart, and when somebody goes by yell "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
20) Go to an electronic store with a banana and say that you want to upgrade to an apple.