20 Funniest Things to Do
1) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
2) Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
3) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
4) Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
5) In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
6) Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
7) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
8) Tape a walkie-talkie to a tree or a lampost and as people walk by say some random innuendos.
9) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
10) When someone says, "grab a seat" literally grab a chair and walk out of the room.
11) In an elevator with a lot of people say I bet you are wondering why I have gathered you here today.
12) Find a grumpy person. Give them a Snickers and say, "You're not you when you're hungry!" Walk away.
13) Go to an electronic store with a banana and say that you want to upgrade to an apple.
14) Order a pizza 5 minutes before New Years, and when it comes, yell, "I ORDERED THIS THING A YEAR AGO!
15) Go to a public bathroom with chocolate on your hands. reach under stall & ask for toilet paper.
16) Climb a tree by a sidewalk and talk to people walking by...make sure they can't see you.
17) Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.
18) Call Pizza Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino's.
19) Make a cardboard car and go through a local drive through, then act as if everything's normal.
20) Inhale some helium, walk up behind a little kid, and say "Follow the yellow brick road!".