100 Funniest Things to Do

1) Point at someone and shout "Your one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.   |   Vote

2) Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread.   |   Vote

3) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.   |   Vote

4) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"   |   Vote

5) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.   |   Vote

6) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.   |   Vote

7) Blow up a balloon, then ask someone to pop it, when they do, start screaming.   |   Vote

8) Fill your mouth with whipped cream, then run down the street screaming "I HAVE RABIES".   |   Vote

9) Put a dora doll in the middle of Walmart.When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING".   |   Vote

10) Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure.   |   Vote

11) Go to a libary and ask for a book on how to read.   |   Vote

12) Go up to a random lady with a daughter and say her son is adorable.   |   Vote

13) Go to a Chinese restaruant and ask for Mexican food.   |   Vote

14) Shout "For Narnia!" and charge into a store, knocking over everything in your way.   |   Vote

15) Go to walmart, find a random old guy and yell, "GRANDPA! YOUR STILL ALIVE! ITS A MIRACLE".   |   Vote

16) Sit on a curb with a stuffed animal and scream at it about how it ruined your life.   |   Vote

17) If skinny people skinny dip what do fat people do? Chunky Dunk?   |   Vote

18) Go to petsmart and buy bird seed. Then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow.   |   Vote

19) Run through a police station and yell " I finally escaped from prison!" .   |   Vote

20) Go jump on a random guys back and yell (THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN RUN) and see what happens.   |   Vote

21) Dress up as a superhero pretending to stop bank robbers.   |   Vote

22) Invite all your neighbours round for a barbeque. Feed them salad.   |   Vote

23) Throw a small plastic ball at some body and then yell "get in your ball you stupid pokemon.   |   Vote

24) Spit at a llama...How does it feel NOW you Darn LLAMA!   |   Vote

25) Go to weigth wachers with a bag of cookies.   |   Vote

26) Make "No Dumping - Violators Will Be Prosecuted" signs and put them in public bathroom stalls.   |   Vote

27) Go to a cloths store, walk into the dressing room. Walk out and ask where the toilet paper is!   |   Vote

28) Buy an ice cream cone, stick it on top of someone's head and yell "Why did you steal my ice cream?"   |   Vote

29) Throw a pokemon ball at your teachers head and scream "gotta catch em all".   |   Vote

30) Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.   |   Vote

31) Go in an elevator and then make peek-a-boo sounds when the doors open and close.   |   Vote

32) Go to to a fast food restraunt and ask for a krabby patty, i they say no throw a fit.   |   Vote

33) Glue yourself to the ceiling and when someone walks by spit on them.   |   Vote

34) Find a midget on a street ask him to go up to people and say can i hav $20 I'm a bit short.   |   Vote

35) Go up to a really buff man and hug him yelling GRANDMAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   |   Vote

36) Call a chicken place and ask how big there breast are.   |   Vote

37) Go to a pet shop, buy birdseed, and ask how long it will take to grow.   |   Vote

38) Tie hotwheels cars to the bottom of your cat/dog's feet.   |   Vote

39) Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.   |   Vote

40) Walk around the mall five times talking to a carrot and see how many people look at you funny.   |   Vote

41) Put a Walkie-Talkie in a gnome and shout at people when they walk by!   |   Vote

42) Knock on someones door. Tell them a corny joke, laugh, and stand there until they close the door.   |   Vote

43) Sing to public plants if anyone asks what you're doing scream and run.   |   Vote

44) Ring a random doorbell and when they answer just stare at them.   |   Vote

45) Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say "To infinity, and beyond".   |   Vote

46) Stand on the side of the road with a hair dryer and point it at cars.   |   Vote

47) Learn Japanese, then talk to a Chinese person.   |   Vote

48) Sit in a cardboard box and yell at people who walk by that they're trespassing!   |   Vote

49) Go to your neighboors house then ask to use there toilet, then wait 5 seconds and say never mind.   |   Vote

50) Go to McDonald's and ask them which fast food restaurant they would recommend.   |   Vote

51) Call someone and ask for their phone number, then show up at their house and ask for their address.   |   Vote

52) Throw a watermelon in front of someone. Then get on your knees, grab your hair and scream "NOOO!"   |   Vote

53) Run up to someone in Walmart and say U AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!   |   Vote

54) Call a random phone number and yell, "Where is my fried chicken dude?!"   |   Vote

55) Create an account on a dating site and say you are not looking for a realationship.   |   Vote

56) Go to kfc and ask the way to mcdonalds.   |   Vote

57) Go onto a golf course with an airhorn and blow it everytime someones about to hit the ball.   |   Vote

58) Tell your dad in a public place- "Look, old man, I don't want your candy!"   |   Vote

59) Hug a tree and when people walk by you say "were having a moment".   |   Vote

60) Ask pizza hut to deliver water.   |   Vote

61) Attack you neighbors with an army of garden knomes!   |   Vote

62) Go to an atm machine and when the money comes out scream i win i win.   |   Vote

63) Eat a hotdog and then call someone and scream, "I ate my dog!"   |   Vote

64) Go around asking people if they can help you find the armadillo that stole your cheese.   |   Vote

65) Go to Wal-Mart, buy a cucumber and some KY jelly. Notice the look on the cashier's face.   |   Vote

66) Order your lunch at Burger King and go eat it at a McDonalds.   |   Vote

67) Put a picture of your dog or cat up on a dating site.   |   Vote

68) Go to your teacher and say i know what you did last night.   |   Vote

69) Go to staples and shout "WOW! that's a low price!!!" at every price you see.   |   Vote

70) Go to the store. Start Rolling around on the floor. Scream "Clean up on Aisle 3!"   |   Vote

71) Go to mc. donalds and ask for fries without the potatos.   |   Vote

72) Sniff a random person then stare at them for a while then say "your one of them".   |   Vote

73) Find a random person on a bench, sit on their lap and say, "My mummy says I'm special."   |   Vote

74) Sit in your parked car with shades on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.   |   Vote

75) Walk up to a drive-thru window and order one french fry.   |   Vote

76) Put a computer mouse in a mouse trap.   |   Vote

77) Go in to a public bathroom, go into a stall, wait a second, then scream, "Mommy I need help!"   |   Vote

78) Give a cashier a $100 bill and ask for change in pennies.   |   Vote

79) Walk up to somebody and say "Im not wearing any pants" People will look down 99% of the time.   |   Vote

80) Go in the street and jump on a random guys back and yell THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN RUNNN!!!!! :3.   |   Vote

81) Go to a clothing store, hide in a rack, and when people are browsing through, yell, "PICK ME!!!   |   Vote

82) Walk into an elvator. when someone gets on, make a face and scream "Your one of THEM!"   |   Vote

83) Run up on a down escalator shouting " How are you people walkng soo fast".   |   Vote

84) Tie a rock to a string and take it for a walk. Every now and then yell "Bad boy, Fluffy!"   |   Vote

85) Name your hair George, then go to the salon and be upstet that they killed him.   |   Vote

86) Dress up like a grandma and break dance in walmart.   |   Vote

87) Go to Starbucks, put a loaf of bread on the counter, and just walk away.   |   Vote

88) Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"   |   Vote

89) Convince a fat guy to give you 10,000$ for a giant cheese burger.   |   Vote

90) When someone says "Have a nice day!" tell them you have other plans.   |   Vote

91) Go to your local McDonalds and order a CheeseBurger without cheese.   |   Vote

92) Go to an Italian restaurant dressed up as Mario. See what happens.   |   Vote

93) KLFHJNEAJHVHJSAFVJHLASGKJDZFFJE...sorry there was just a spider on the keyboard.   |   Vote

94) Come running out of the zoo yelling "I'M FREE! I'M FREE!"   |   Vote

95) Go to wall-mart and ask if you can hold a gun. if they say no, ask where the anti-depressents are.   |   Vote

96) Ask the manager of a McDonalds where the nearest Burger King is.   |   Vote

97) Fart in a jar, then give it to someone telling them it holds beautiful fumes. Watch them smell.   |   Vote

98) In a public place, hold up a box of cheerios and yell "FREE DONUT SEEDS!".   |   Vote

99) Buy a megaphone and publicly announce that you have become the king of your country.   |   Vote

100) Put on green clothes and act like a plant outside in your front lawn.   |   Vote