Funniest Things to Do — #1-25
1) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
2) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
3) Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread.
4) Put a dora doll in the middle of Walmart.When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING".
5) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
6) Go to petsmart and buy bird seed. Then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow.
7) Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"
8) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
9) Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
10) Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure.
11) Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.
12) Drive a tricycle past a cop while drinking a juice pouch screaming "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME".
13) Inhale some helium, walk up behind a little kid, and say "Follow the yellow brick road!".
14) Pick up a bag of sliced turkey in a store and scream WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!!!!!
15) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.
16) Take a stuffed animal to the vet.
17) Make "No Dumping - Violators Will Be Prosecuted" signs and put them in public bathroom stalls.
18) Run through a police station and yell " I finally escaped from prison!" .
19) Go up to a random lady with a daughter and say her son is adorable.
20) Go jump on a random guys back and yell (THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN RUN) and see what happens.
21) Buy a package of fish bring it to the vet and scream it's dead!
22) Hide in a public bathroom stall and when someone walks in, say "Ah young one, Welcome to Narnia."".
23) Smear peanut butter all over yourself and go next door and ask for some bread.
24) Collect a lot of bouncy balls and "accidentally drop them in a crowded elevator.
25) Call a chicken place and ask how big there breast are.