18 Prank Call Ideas

Those poor, poor minimum wage employees.



  1. Call: Anybody
    When they answer act like they called you.
  2. Call: A Random Number
    Act like you know who they are.
  3. Call: Pizza Hut
    Ask for the phone number to Domino's. If they give it to you, call them and ask them for Pizza Hut's number.
  4. Call: Walmart
    Try to reserve a shopping cart.
  5. Call: Pizza Place
    Ask to rent a pizza.

  6. Call: Any Business
    Say, "To speak to a customer, press 1." See if they press it.
  7. Call: McDonald's
    Ask for a reservation.
  8. Call: Anybody
    Ask, "Is this the Krusty Krab?" If they say, "You might have the wrong number..." say, "No, this is Patrick!"
  9. Call: Pizza Place
    Talk about the difficulties of being a vegetarian, then order a pepperoni pizza.
  10. Call: Subway
    Ask when the next train is leaving.

  11. Call: Any Store
    When they ask, "May I help you?" say, "No, I'm just looking."
  12. Call: McDonald's
    Say that you are stuck in their bathroom and someone needs to come and help you get out.
  13. Call: Any Place
    Keep on asking the same questions but in different accents.
  14. Call: Anybody
    Ask "Is this Luke?" When they ask who you are, say "I am your father."
  15. Call: Petsmart
    Convince them that your fish has drowned.
  16. Call: Anybody
    When they pick up, just breathe deeply.
  17. Call: Pizza Place
    On New Years Eve at 11:55, order a pizza, then at 12:01, New Year's Day, call and complain, "I ordered this last year!"
  18. Call: Two Anybodies (On 2 Phones)
    Put the phones together so they can talk to each other.
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