Things to Do with "eat"
Fill a mayo jar with vanilla pudding. Go in public and eat from the jar. See how many people look at you with a disgusted face.
Put mayonnaise in someone vanilla icecream (or any flavour with the same colour as mayo) and wait until they eat it.
Get get a non toxic glue stick start to clear out the glue and then put start putting starburst in the glue stick and eat it in front of people.
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