20 Things You Should NOT Do

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  1. Attempt to swallow your tongue.
  2. Smell your dog's butt.
  3. Go up to a street thug, hug him and say, "I love you."
  4. While at a funeral, giggle really loudly and uncontrollably throughout the service.
  5. Go out for a run while wearing shady clothes and carrying something expensive.
  6. Eat something very large and spiky without chewing it.
  7. Do everything this sentence says. Read this sentence again.
  8. Play tag with an express train.
  9. Pull your pants down and start shaking your butt in front of an important person.
  10. Punch a bear.
  11. Be swag forever.
  12. Dress up as a police officer and arrest a real police officer for impersonating a police officer.
  13. Drink bleach.
  14. Learn cursive.
  15. Cry loudly because someone called you a poo face.
  16. Eat all the chocolate and blame your imaginary friend who hates chocolate.
  17. Fill an entire gallon size baggie with ground up oregano and pull it out of your backpack at school.
  18. Get a snake and try to get it to eat its tail.
  19. Paint a door on a brick wall.
  20. Kidnap a young child, hide them somewhere and see how long it takes for other people to find them.
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But wait! There's more!

When someone knocks on your door open the door and act like they are not there and look around for someone and then close the door.

Whenever someone knocks on a door and you're on the inside, knock back at them. If the door has a window, pretend not to notice them.

You and your best friend probably know almost, if not absolutely, everything about each other, right? Then why not try and pretend to be each other for a day? Have fun!

Watch a 'Try not to Laugh' challenge and see how long you last.

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Watch try not to laugh videos while drinking water. see who lasts the longest without spiting or swallowing.

Freak your teacher out by getting the whole class to stare at him or her while keeping a straight face and not moving or making any noise.

Go watch try not to laugh videos on YouTube...it's so flipping funny!

Find something that was not made in China.

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Notice that hamburgers are made out of beef not ham.

Get on a bus, stand in the aisle, and don't hold on to anything. Try not to fall over.

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