20 Things You Should NOT Do
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- Attempt to swallow your tongue.
- Smell your dog's butt.
- Go up to a street thug, hug him and say, "I love you."
- While at a funeral, giggle really loudly and uncontrollably throughout the service.
- Go out for a run while wearing shady clothes and carrying something expensive.
- Eat something very large and spiky without chewing it.
- Do everything this sentence says. Read this sentence again.
- Play tag with an express train.
- Pull your pants down and start shaking your butt in front of an important person.
- Punch a bear.
- Be swag forever.
- Dress up as a police officer and arrest a real police officer for impersonating a police officer.
- Drink bleach.
- Learn cursive.
- Cry loudly because someone called you a poo face.
- Eat all the chocolate and blame your imaginary friend who hates chocolate.
- Fill an entire gallon size baggie with ground up oregano and pull it out of your backpack at school.
- Get a snake and try to get it to eat its tail.
- Paint a door on a brick wall.
- Kidnap a young child, hide them somewhere and see how long it takes for other people to find them.
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