25 Shortest Jokes Ever


Caution: Pretty much all of these are puns.


  1. Camping is intense.
  2. After winter, the trees are relieved.
  3. Whiteboards are remarkable.
  4. Mooning is lunacy.
  5. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
  6. When chemists die, we barium.
  7. What you seize is what you get.
  8. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
  9. I had a hand in the puppet show.
  10. A no-fly zone prohibits zippers.
  11. What does a house wear? A dress.
  12. A backwards poet writes inverse.
  13. Some moss took a lichen to a tree.
  14. My vacuum doesn't work; it blows.
  15. Every calendar's days are numbered.
  16. One of these new shoes isn't right.
  17. Organ donors put their heart into it.
  18. I couldn't stand to be without my legs.
  19. Do ants get high on antacid?
  20. Gardeners always know the ground rules.
  21. I'd be pissed if I were a kidney stone.
  22. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
  23. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
  24. My computer is so slow it hertz.
  25. Decimals have a point.

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