Things to Do with "say"
Go to a park. Sit in a bench next to a stranger. Give him an envelope with a pic Kenny from South Park inside. Say "Make it look like it was an accident". Walk away.
Go up to an information desk at a store. Ask where you can find information about the store. Get your answer: "Here." Say thank you and walk away.
(Courtesy of Dan and Phil) Say a really unattractive word in a sexy voice and lick your lips.