Things to Do with "say"

Hold the door for someone really far away, forcing them into an awkward jog of gratitude. Say 'You're welcome' very loudly before they've even went through the door.

Go to a park. Sit in a bench next to a stranger. Give him an envelope with a pic Kenny from South Park inside. Say "Make it look like it was an accident". Walk away.

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