20 Things to Say
1) Order a pizza 3 minutes before new year and when it comes say "I ordered this a darn year ago" and scream in frustration.
2) Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
10) In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
11) When your at school and someone talks on the p.a. system say loudly, "I'm hearing those voices again".
12) In an elevator with a lot of people say I bet you are wondering why I have gathered you here today.
17) Go up to someone and say "you dropped your pocket" see how many people look down (really works).