20 Things to Say

1) Say potato really slow in a deep voice.
2) When someone says "Have a nice day!" stare at them and say, "Don't tell me what to do!"
3) In an elevator with a lot of people say I bet you are wondering why I have gathered you here today.
4) Get in a crowded elevator and say "I'm sure you're wondering why I've gathered you all here.".
5) Point into the sky and say "look a dead bird" and see how many look.
6) Write a note saying "sorry about the damage on your car" and put it on a random car.
7) In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
8) In a public place, stare up at the sky saying, "What's that?" and see how many people look up.
9) When someone says, "grab a seat" literally grab a chair and walk out of the room.
10) Walk up to a group of people and say "I'm not wearing pants" and see how many people look.
11) In an elevator with many people in it, say "You may be wondering why I've gathered you here today".
12) Find a grumpy person. Give them a Snickers and say, "You're not you when you're hungry!" Walk away.
13) Stay in the back of an elevator until a few people enter and say "I've Been Expecting You".
14) When your at school and someone talks on the p.a. system say loudly, "I'm hearing those voices again".
15) Slap the person next to you and say..there was a bug, sorry..
16) Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say "To infinity, and beyond".
17) Get caught passing a note that says the teacher is great! See what happens.
18) Inhale some helium, walk up behind a little kid, and say "Follow the yellow brick road!".
19) Walk up to a random person and say "Um, your sock is untied." Watch how many of them look down.
20) Try saying the word "to" with your mouth COMPLETELY closed.