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1) Order a pizza 3 minutes before new year and when it comes say "I ordered this a darn year ago" and scream in frustration.
4) Put envelopes in random mailboxes that say ''congratulations! you have been chosen as tribute for the hunger games!''
5) When someone says "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me " chase the person around with a massive dictionary.
7) In the middle of the conversation suddenly stop what your saying, stare at the person next to you and say in a series voice, I LIKE YOUR SOCKS.
10) Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
14) When ever you fall cover yourself by saying "I didn't trip, i was testing gravity...... still works."
17) Go to mcdonalds with a potatoe and say "those french fries were his father" throw the potatoe at them and run.
20) In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."