20 Things to Say

1) Say potato really slow in a deep voice.
2) When someone says "Have a nice day!" stare at them and say, "Don't tell me what to do!"
3) In an elevator with a lot of people say I bet you are wondering why I have gathered you here today.
4) Get in a crowded elevator and say "I'm sure you're wondering why I've gathered you all here.".
5) In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
6) Write a note saying "sorry about the damage on your car" and put it on a random car.
7) In a public place, stare up at the sky saying, "What's that?" and see how many people look up.
8) Walk up to a group of people and say "I'm not wearing pants" and see how many people look.
9) Point into the sky and say "look a dead bird" and see how many look.
10) When someone says, "grab a seat" literally grab a chair and walk out of the room.
11) Stay in the back of an elevator until a few people enter and say "I've Been Expecting You".
12) In an elevator with many people in it, say "You may be wondering why I've gathered you here today".
13) Slap the person next to you and say..there was a bug, sorry..
14) When your at school and someone talks on the p.a. system say loudly, "I'm hearing those voices again".
15) Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say "To infinity, and beyond".
16) Get caught passing a note that says the teacher is great! See what happens.
17) Walk up to a random person and say "Um, your sock is untied." Watch how many of them look down.
18) Keep saying the same word over and over again until it no longer sounds like a real word.
19) Inhale some helium, walk up behind a little kid, and say "Follow the yellow brick road!".
20) Go up to someone and say "I'm not wearing any pants!" and see how many look down.