20 Things to Say
1) Order a pizza 3 minutes before new year and when it comes say "I ordered this a darn year ago" and scream in frustration.
5) Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
10) In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
16) When ever you fall cover yourself by saying "I didn't trip, i was testing gravity...... still works."
17) In an elevator with a lot of people say I bet you are wondering why I have gathered you here today.
19) Order a pizza 5 minutes before new years, when they arrive say, "I order this damn thing a year ago!