20 Things to Say
3) Find a grumpy person. Give them a Snickers and say, "You're not you when you're hungry!" Walk away.
4) In an elevator with a lot of people say I bet you are wondering why I have gathered you here today.
10) When your at school and someone talks on the p.a. system say loudly, "I'm hearing those voices again".
11) In an elevator with many people in it, say "You may be wondering why I've gathered you here today".
14) In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."