20 Things to Say
1) Order a pizza 3 minutes before new year and when it comes say "I ordered this a darn year ago" and scream in frustration.
7) Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
14) In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
17) In an elevator with many people in it, say "You may be wondering why I've gathered you here today".
18) In an elevator with a lot of people say I bet you are wondering why I have gathered you here today.