20 Things to Say
1) Order a pizza 3 minutes before new year and when it comes say "I ordered this a darn year ago" and scream in frustration.
2) Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
5) Prank call random people and when they ask "Who is this?" Respond and say "It's Jake from State Farm, and yes, I'm wearing Khakis." See what they d
10) Go up to someone and say "you dropped your pocket" see how many people look down (really works).
11) When ever you fall cover yourself by saying "I didn't trip, i was testing gravity...... still works."
14) In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
15) In an elevator with a lot of people say I bet you are wondering why I have gathered you here today.
18) Order a pizza 5 minutes before new years, when they arrive say, "I order this damn thing a year ago!
20) Put envelopes in random mailboxes that say ''congratulations! you have been chosen as tribute for the hunger games!''