Things to Do with "pretend"
Bounce up to someone acting super hyper then shove a chocolate chip in your mouth and yell "i'M TIRED" and pretend to fall asleep curled around their feet.
Pretend to be a spy and follow someone in your house and pretend you are writing down all they do.
If anyone turns the lights out, fall to the ground and pretend you're dead before they come back on.
Go to Walmart and pretend to talk to someone on the phone then describe a person close to you on the phone.
You and your best friend probably know almost, if not absolutely, everything about each other, right? Then why not try and pretend to be each other for a day? Have fun!
Go into a shop and pretend to work there, and see how long it takes for anybody to notice.
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