Random Things to Do Containing "buy" — #1-25
Buy Bird seed and ask how long it will take for your birds to grow.
Buy a kitten then name it puppy.
Buy a pineapple draw a smiley face on it and give it to your english teacher =).
Buy a bow and arrow set. Pretend to be in the hunger games!
Call someone random and ask if they would like to buy some bread free toast.
Get a ten dollar bill and draw two extra zeros and buy something with it.
Call a random number and say "hi mom don't forget to buy me that ointment ".
Buy as many packs of gum you can, then try and eat them all in class without your teacher noticing.
Put a sign on the windscreen of your car and when someone wants to buy it give them the windscreen.
Collect the stickers off of bananas and go to random people and ask if they want to buy them.
Walk up to a cashier and ask if you can buy their name tag.Say"I have always wanted to be a (name)".
Follow someone to the candy aisle and ask someone to buy some candy for you pet PIKACHU!
Buy a bag of marshmellows and blow them up in your microwave.
Buy a bunch of weird stuff in Walmart then see how your clerk reacts.
Buy a pack of plastic forks and when your neighbour goes to sleeps stab them into their yard...
Go buy a purse and give it to your dad.
Buy a car but pay in pennies.
Go to a pet shop, buy birdseed, and ask how long it will take to grow.
Buy a lot of candy and if the cashier comments on it say you are trying to eat healthier! .
Wear sunglasses in a parked car and point a hair dryer at random people that pass buy.
Buy a bag of skittles and throw them at people yelling, "TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!".
Go to a store and buy an adult diaper and give it to a random person.
Ask your best friend to take you to the nearest zoo. You want to buy a zebra.
Buy a banana go up to someone and say 'could you hold this for me?' and walk off.
Go buy a pet unicorn. seriously, just go and buy one.