Random Things to Do Containing "attempt" — #1-25
Actually attempt to do some of these ridiculous things people say to do.
Call a gay bar, and attempt to schedule a birthday party for an 8 year old. (Reaction is priceless.).
Attempt to eat a taco while looking sexy.
Attempt to pull down someones pants and FAIL.
Attempt to glue yourself to the ceiling. If you succeed, when people walk past, spit on them!
Attempt to see how far you can slide down the up escalator on a mattress at the mall.
Attempt to fall over twice...WITHOUT getting back up the first time.
Attempt to mix a pan-galactic gargleblaster.
Attempt what you see on TV.
Attempt to tickle a stranger in a waiting line.
Attempt to run up a wall.