20 Things to Call
3) Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
7) Call a Chinese restaurant on 1 phone and a pizza place on another phone.let them talk to each other.
11) Call Pizza Hut. Talk about the difficulties of being a vegetarian, then order a pepperoni pizza.
12) On New Years eve at 11: 55 order a pizza then an 12:01 at the new year call and complain I ordered this a year ago!
20) Follow strangers around the department store and laugh hysterically every time they touch anything.