20 Things to Call
2) On New Years eve at 11: 55 order a pizza then an 12:01 at the new year call and complain I ordered this a year ago!
3) On New Years Eve at 11: 55 order a pizza then at 12:01, New Year's day, call and complain I ordered this last year!
4) They should call this website: "Things to do if you're wako." Click the thumbs up if you agree with me.
7) Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
10) Call a Chinese restaurant on 1 phone and a pizza place on another phone.let them talk to each other.
11) Call Pizza Hut. Talk about the difficulties of being a vegetarian, then order a pepperoni pizza.
16) When someone makes a lame, not funny joke, laugh hysterically then suddenly stop and in a deep voice say, "That wasn't funny," and walk off.