20 Things to Call
6) Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
8) Call a Chinese restaurant on 1 phone and a pizza place on another phone.let them talk to each other.
9) On New Years eve at 11: 55 order a pizza then an 12:01 at the new year call and complain I ordered this a year ago!
10) Call Pizza Hut. Talk about the difficulties of being a vegetarian, then order a pepperoni pizza.
12) Go into a public restroom and look away from the door and when somebody walks in dramatically turn around and say " I've been expecting you."
20) Follow strangers around the department store and laugh hysterically every time they touch anything.