25 Things to Call
1) On New Years Eve at 11: 55 order a pizza then at 12:01, New Year's day, call and complain I ordered this last year!
3) On New Years eve at 11: 55 order a pizza then an 12:01 at the new year call and complain I ordered this a year ago!
5) Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
10) They should call this website: "Things to do if you're wako." Click the thumbs up if you agree with me.
14) Call a Chinese restaurant on 1 phone and a pizza place on another phone.let them talk to each other.
15) Go into a public restroom and look away from the door and when somebody walks in dramatically turn around and say " I've been expecting you."
16) Call Pizza Hut. Talk about the difficulties of being a vegetarian, then order a pepperoni pizza.
23) Call a McDonald's and say that you are stuck in their bathroom and someone needs to come and help you get out.
24) When you go to Starbucks tell them your name is 'Primrose Everdean' and when they call the name you say, "I Volunteer As Tribute!"
25) When someone makes a lame, not funny joke, laugh hysterically then suddenly stop and in a deep voice say, "That wasn't funny," and walk off.