27 Not Funny Anti-Jokes
No hahas, no lols, no hilarity, no lmaos, no comedy.
- What did the French accountant die of?
A broken heart.
Why couldn't the chinchilla see the violent movie?
They didn't have the money.
What do you call a group of 100 pedophiles?
What do an Eskimo and a pizza have in common?
They are both composed of atoms.
What was the zombie's major in college?
What's a snowman's favorite cereal?
Whatever's on sale.
Did you hear the one about the redneck and the blonde?
I thought it was funny too.
What's a nudist's favorite TV show?
Where do a Canadian lawyers buy their groceries?
At their local store.
What's a king cobra's favorite fast food restaurant?
They don't eat fast food, silly.
What's a corrupt politician's favorite sport?
What's a baby cow's favorite bedtime story?
They didn't have one; they hate stories.
What company does a modern day pirate work at?
Whatever company is hiring.
Did you hear the one about the snake and the burglar?
Please don't spoil it for me.
What do you call a Native American who's also a rock star?
By their first name, probably.
What do you call a stupid panda?
Why didn't the mouse want to watch the TV show about cheese?
They were blind.
What do you call a camel who's acting like a jerk?
Don't respond, just ignore them.
What's a farmer's favorite time of the day?
Time to get a watch.
Did you hear the one about the penguin and the milk?
It wasn't that good.
What college do elderly vampires go to?
Not mine, I guess.
How many druglords does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What did the serial killer clown die of?
A rare stomach cancer.
What do get when you mix a monkey with a bird?
What do get when you mix a grown man with a t-rex?
Did you hear the one about the monkey and the mayonnaise?
Well, the deaf guy didn't.
If pigs could drive, what kind of vehicle would they have?
Hopefully a safe one.
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