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I am old enough to pay taxes yet I still don't know how to make any kind of eggs. I am a failure of a human being.

Every person you've seen in a dream, you've seen in real life.

It's impossible to completely comprehend infinity, people imagine it as a really big number but it was there before you were born and will still be going on long after you're gone.

We should call fat people "skinny" because they typically have more skin.


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Waste Time on This Page
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17 Ways to Be a Stupid Dumb Idiot
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Just saw a young woman with gray hair. Not sure if plastic surgery is getting better or fashion is getting worse.

Narrate your dog for a day.

Smash your head on your keyboard, go to images and see what comes up.

To create time travel is impossible because you would have to be able to change not only time but where everything and everyone was at the time which is messing with free will and physical matter.

Falling from a cliff in real life is not fun, but doing the same in a game IS fun.

Why what if if we can if what?


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To Do Lists


Waste Time on This Page
Can you make it to 15 minutes? We couldn't!


17 Ways to Be a Stupid Dumb Idiot
Why are you reading this list? You really are an idiot.


20 Annoying Questions to Ask Siri
You could also ask these to an actual person, but human contact is a bit overrated.


13 Things to Do If You Suddenly Get Turned into Stone
Although it's unlikely this will ever happen to you, it's good to be prepared.


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