22 Funny Quotes About Life

22 Funny Quotes About LifeInspirational thoughts by anonymous people about how silly the world is.
  1. Drinking cough syrup when you don't have a cough is ironic because in reality you're sicker than you thought.
  2. Hide and Seek was totally created by two friends who wanted to ditch their hated third friend with minimal confrontation.
  3. Birds don't sing to sing, they sing to tell other birds to get the heck of their territory or they'll be sorry.
  4. Fish jerky is the ultimate insult to fish. First you take the fish out of the water, then you take the water out of the fish.
  5. Whenever I feel sick enough to make a doctor's appointment, I strangely hope that I stay sick until I see the doctor.
  6. For some reason I've always had a strange feeling that even numbers are "good" and odd numbers are "bad".
  7. It's amazing how many things in the kitchen can function as makeshift plates when you're just too lazy to do the dishes.
  8. I've always known that electrical outlets look like a little face, but only recently noticed its expression is one of shock.
  9. When you've had a favorite color for so long, it's hard to admit that you suddenly like another color better.
  10. Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness.
  11. There are people out there who believe that verbal communication is useless, but you wouldn't hear it from them.
  12. I wish it were still socially acceptable to wear capes in public. Think about it, every single turn would be 100% more dramatic.
  13. I'm curious about how much actual coffee is in a Frappuccino. My guess is about 3 beans for every gallon of whipped cream.
  14. I wonder if there's an actual Dr. Pepper, and no matter what the health problem is he always just recommends more caffeine.
  15. Figuring out your elementary school teacher's first name was like discovering their dirty, dark little secret.
  16. Imagine a world where your new ear buds break just after a week. I don't have to imagine that because that is what happens to me.
  17. There should be some sort of device that instantly makes my bed less comfortable when my alarm goes off in the morning.
  18. I can inhale an entire pizza without shame, but as soon as I drop any of it on my clothes I feel like a fatass.
  19. Yesterday was National Day of the Ninja and I was completely unaware of it. Well played Ninja Day...well played.
  20. Disneyland is the place where dreams come true but there always seems to be a kid that comes out of a ride crying.
  21. Monopoly is composed of "mono" meaning one, and "poly" meaning many. What a confusing word.
  22. You know what's gonna be weird? In like 50 years when a bunch of old dudes are calling each other dude and bro.

How to Cure Boredom

18 Prank Call Ideas
Those poor, poor minimum wage employees.

17 Things to Text
Helpful suggestions on how to successfully get someone to block your number.

22 Stupid Challenges
Sure, you're bored, but how do you prove that you're really, really bored?

25 Hilarious McDonald's Pranks
A lot of these also work for Burger King or Wendy's, if you have one of those instead of a McDonald's.

17 Things to Do at School
Other than look at this website, obviously...

23 Funny YouTube Video Ideas
Wow your friends with these unheard of innovations in online video media.

16 Really Weird Things to Do
These will most likely not help you gain any friendships.

29 Fun Things to Do with Friends
Crazy ideas that are great for best friends who are really bored. Also they're free!

22 Most Boring Things to Do
Some of us are just too excited sometimes.

32 Funny Short Story Ideas
Amusing writing prompts for those with writer's block.

25 Shortest Jokes Ever
Caution: Pretty much all of these are puns.

35 Things to Do When You're Really Bored
Are you dying of boredom? Some or all of these suggestions might help!

What to Do When Bored

Drawing Ideas
Funny things to doodle with pencils or crayons.

Painting Ideas
Easy things to paint with acrylic or watercolor.

Things to Do at Home
Ways to annoy your siblings, parents, and/or pets while trying not to get hurt.

Things to Talk About
Entertaining topics to discuss with your boyfriend or cat or whatever.

Things to Do Outside
Stuff to do in your yard or on a street or in the woods.

Things to Do in Public
Just so you know, the public will hate you if you do any of these.

Challenges
Please don't actually do all of these.

Writing Prompts
Ideas for short stories or conversations or improv or whatever.

Ways to Make Money
Quick ways to make extra cash when you're stuck without a job.

Best Things to Do
Ideas for what to do when you're really, really bored.

Funniest Things to Do
Ideas for how to make yourself laugh.

Other Random Generators

Thoughts
These are thoughts...by people. Some are deep...some are not.

Questions
This could maybe be helpful if you're feeling philosophical.

Puns
Jokes so unfunny that they're actually kinda funny.

Superpowers
There's always room for another comic book idea.

About Random Things to Do

Hey, are you bored? Probably, since you're on this website. Luckily we have ideas for stuff to do to cure boredom. If you aren't alone, we have suggestions for what to do with friends too!

Are you up for a stupid challenge or do you just want to do something boring? Or maybe something weird? Are you bored in class and looking for a thing to do at school, or at McDonald's?

Maybe you want to tell a dumb joke to your brother or sister, text a stupid message to a friend, or even prank call somebody. You could also try to be creative and write a short story or film a funny video. Otherwise you can just do nothing, I guess.

Oh, and if you have an idea for something that's not here, please join our Discord server and send your suggestions!