18 Prank Call Ideas

1. Call: Anybody
   When they answer act like they called you.
   
2. Call: A Random Number
   Act like you know who they are.
   
3. Call: Pizza Hut
   Ask for the phone number to Domino's. If they give it to you, call them and ask them for Pizza Hut's number.
   
4. Call: Walmart
   Try to reserve a shopping cart.
   
5. Call: Pizza Place
   Ask to rent a pizza.
   
6. Call: Any Business
   Say, "To speak to a customer, press 1." See if they press it.
   
7. Call: McDonald's
   Ask for a reservation.
   
8. Call: Anybody
   Ask, "Is this the Krusty Krab?" If they say, "You might have the wrong number..." say, "No, this is Patrick!"
   
9. Call: Pizza Place
   Talk about the difficulties of being a vegetarian, then order a pepperoni pizza.
   
10. Call: Subway
    Ask when the next train is leaving.
    
11. Call: Any Store
    When they ask, "May I help you?" say, "No, I'm just looking."
    
12. Call: McDonald's
    Say that you are stuck in their bathroom and someone needs to come and help you get out.
    
13. Call: Any Place
    Keep on asking the same questions but in different accents.
    
14. Call: Anybody
    Ask "Is this Luke?" When they ask who you are, say "I am your father."
    
15. Call: Petsmart
    Convince them that your fish has drowned.
    
16. Call: Anybody
    When they pick up, just breathe deeply.
    
17. Call: Pizza Place
    On New Years Eve at 11:55, order a pizza, then at 12:01, New Year's Day, call and complain, "I ordered this last year!"
    
18. Call: Two Anybodies (On 2 Phones)
    Put the phones together so they can talk to each other.