20 Annoying Questions to Ask Siri

20 Annoying Questions to Ask SiriYou could also ask these to an actual person, but human contact is a bit overrated.
  1. How do mermaids have children?
  2. Shouldn't the backs of your knees be called legpits?
  3. Why do you hate me?
  4. Are eyebrows facial hair?
  5. Where does the neck of a snake stop and the tail start?
  6. At what point does a cupcake become a muffin?
  7. When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
  8. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
  9. How do cops arrest one armed people?
  10. Why are you stupid?
  11. If a poison is out of date, is it more poisonous or less poisonous?
  12. What color is a mirror?
  13. What language do deaf people think in?
  14. Does a flower know its a flower?
  15. Who was the first person to milk a cow?
  16. Why can't we taste our tongues?
  17. Why can't zombies just eat other zombies instead?
  18. What if we are aliens and we invaded the Earth?
  19. How did the heart symbol turn out nothing like a heart?
  20. What is love?