100 Weirdest Things to Do
1) Swallow someones phone. | Vote
2) A unicorn wast s h I t t I n g here.... wait what 0.o. | Vote
3) Farfenugen. Wait what? | Vote
4) Give the walrus his bucket back. | Vote
5) Eat a brachiopod. | Vote
6) Try screaming your name without saying it.... ? | Vote
7) Try to lick your elbow with your toe. | Vote
8) Call a company and try to say their spill after somebody picks up the phone. | Vote
9) Make a watermelon castle out of grapes. | Vote
10) Shake your tallywacker. | Vote
11) Smell your foot, lick a potato, then go to Walmart and eat anyone you see. | Vote
12) Find out that this is nor m, nor n. | Vote
13) Join the New Earth Army. | Vote
14) Go Spoon Swaggin!!! | Vote
15) GO CONE-ING! NOW ! | Vote
16) Walk down the street with a fishtank on a skateboard with soccks up your shirt and pencil in pantsssss. | Vote
17) Go to sleep before you wake up. | Vote
18) Walk up to a old person and say you can make it to new york. | Vote
19) Be a ROFLCOPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!or a 7. | Vote
20) Drive an apricot to the gas station with your pet kiwi. | Vote
21) Smoke a graham cracker with your retarded vampire sigfred. | Vote
22) Start yelling at mice with your shirt off. | Vote
23) Speak italian in russian. | Vote
24) Draw a pic that looks EXACTLY like a rabbit with your ear. | Vote
25) Smell a sound. | Vote
26) Coat your friend in ketchup then throw a boot at your neighbor. | Vote
27) Be friends w/ a friend of your enemy. A friend's friend is your friend. Your friend's w/ your enemy! | Vote
28) DO NOT THROW A WHALE MADE OF SD CARDS!!!! ...wait, wut? | Vote
29) Buy a llama then feed it a pear. | Vote
30) Look at your eyes without using a mirror! | Vote
31) Kill a Mockingbird/Mock a Killingbird. | Vote
32) Get a pink bandana wrap it around your forhead and say that potatoes are good but pickles are better. | Vote
33) Try to chase your tail...wait wat? | Vote
34) Carona will drop kick your teacher. | Vote
35) Put: we need more roger! in the school suggestion box | Vote
36) Kill money monsters with toast. | Vote
37) Throw a pineapple at a fuzzy pink unicorn while licking a rabbit with your finger. | Vote
38) Sniff your tree than secretly eat it. no one will notice. | Vote
39) Lick your eyebrows. | Vote
40) Throw your chair half way across the room and say. | Vote
41) Drink six 2liter bottles of rootbeer and see if your eyes turn purple. (Mine did!!!). | Vote
42) Call a random number and tell them your eyes were like little squares.....and theyre red. | Vote
43) Go around knocking on peoples doors claiming to be a non-homo witness. | Vote
44) Go do a gfyugvyukgviygvyisdvgyig. | Vote
45) Build a tree. | Vote
46) Sit in a tree with 5 lobsters and an angy dwarf. | Vote
47) Pat your dog, but only if you don't own a dog. | Vote
48) Watch sixth sense upside down it looks so much cooler! | Vote
49) Go into your toy box and say "to infinity and beyond" then ask for chocolate milk w/ waffles-n-legos | Vote
50) Tell Kevin the piggie to slap Oscar in the head . | Vote
51) Text someone you love and say will you go out with me even if you have a hamster?! | Vote
52) Go on this website during IT OCR. | Vote
53) Put bugles on your finger tips. | Vote
54) Eat your best friends beard. | Vote
55) Try to kick a ball without using your legs. | Vote
56) Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is. | Vote
57) Write P.T.O. on both sides of a peice of paper, put it in a public place (e.g. a library) and watch. | Vote
58) Blow bubbles using a CD and a lighter. | Vote
59) Read a sandwich. | Vote
60) Eat an apple, then shout "Look Out". | Vote
61) Go to sana and say I love you not. | Vote
62) Hide in a corner of an elevator and randomly. | Vote
63) Call halima a cat. | Vote
64) Chew on a rubber chicken while hitting a tree with a tennis racket. | Vote
65) Sing everything you say till the day you get an affro. | Vote
66) Forget about your memory. | Vote
67) Turn into a dragon and fly out the window. | Vote
68) Eat your mouth. | Vote
69) Break into a bank and eat the Cashier. | Vote
70) Go to the SPAM museum in Minnesota... Just do it! | Vote
71) I seem to have misplaced my pants. | Vote
72) Talk in mime for half an hour, then buy a tomato. | Vote
73) Talk to Cleverbot. | Vote
74) Do a double back flip of the empire stae building while grooming your unicorn. | Vote
75) ...with three shirts on. | Vote
76) Go outside with no pants on and a bra over your shirt screaming i have scissors. | Vote
77) Prevent your best friend from pulling a gallon of water from his locker. | Vote
78) Stand in dog poo and tell your mum its chocolate. | Vote
79) Pull out a tree that was just planted and yell " i found my sister!" | Vote
80) ...........it only works after you do your math homework.............. | Vote
81) Tell your mom your 4 yaer old friend is pregnent. | Vote
82) Stand upside down and try to slap yourself as many times as you can. | Vote
83) Climb the foot path...LOL. | Vote
84) Park in reverse while going forward. | Vote
85) Stand behind a tree and make a noise of a carrot to see if you can catch a rabbit | Vote
86) Try to put your head in your mouth. | Vote
87) Plank on your a neighbors roof and when a car. | Vote
88) Leave a raccoon in the suggestion box. | Vote
89) Find a man with a beard and ask him, Can i has cheezburger? | Vote
90) Try to burn your toast but still have it soggy. | Vote
91) Get baking soda and put it on your tounge and pour white vinegar on it. | Vote
92) Hop up on sugar and dance around the room singing the dinosaur song | Vote
93) Make banana puppets. | Vote
94) Pet your milk in public. | Vote
95) Go buy KFC and go to macas and ask for a refund. | Vote
96) Know that you want a kitten that is part toaster. | Vote
97) Ride a lobster. | Vote
98) Violate an inanimate object. | Vote
99) Dance around and yell " the cow is just a friend. | Vote
100) Walk through a mall with a plunger on your head. | Vote