PLEASE READ ALL OF THESE RULES BEFORE YOU SUBMIT! Do not submit anything...

...obscene or inappropriate. This includes (but is not limited to) any release of substances from the lower half of the human body, references to sexual acts (specifically with another's maternal guardian), and profanity such as, well you know. Please refer to George Carlin's list if you would like some more details.

...longer than 100 characters. People have short attention spans and don't like to read long things. Plus, it's nice having everything on one line.

...similar to what is already here. Please use the search function to make sure your idea hasn't been done already!!!

...with poor grammar. (So dont go lick dis cuz it b anoyinggg 2 da vewers!!!1)

...that uses HTML. Save it for your own website.

...including anyone's names, phone numbers, or E-mail addresses. This isn't a dating site. Please join the perverts at Omegle if you want to do that kind of stuff.

...including full URL's to sites. You can mention interesting sites to go to, but this site isn't here to advertise your crappy YouTube channel. We will have none of that.

...having anything to do with attempting to make one's tongue make contact with their elbow. We have more than enough of those, thank you.

...pointless like saying "hi" or anything along those lines. Things to do please!

SUBMISSIONS NOT APPLYING TO THESE RULES WILL BE DELETED! Thank You!