With a friend, take two symbols(the instrument) and clash it in another friend's ear, and make their ears pop, and when they come back, mute the TV, and talk with no sound, and make them think they lost their hearing and watch them freak out. IT ACTUALLY WORKED!!!!!
Take forever to cross the street while limping to make people think you are crippled. After reaching the other side, walk normally.
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