Try to cross your eyes, and then move them in different directions. Once you get it down, take a picture/video of you doing it and then text it to someone with the message, "Is there something wrong with my eyes?"
Text your friend, "My battery died so I'm texting you from my pet unicorn's Iphone." See their reaction! :)
Spam your friends phone and when they texted back text back saying,"Stop Texting Me So Much" then have a fake argument about who spamed whos phone.
Put your phone on vibrate, tell your friend to spam text you, place your phone under your feet, and enjoy a free foot massage.
The next time someone texts you "lol" text them back saying "Did you actually laugh out loud or are you just messing with me?"
Text someone that you know responds quickly and say: "I'll text you when I find my phone!"
Find out John Cena's phone number and text him "and his name is john cena" in all caps, or even better call him. At 2 in the morning.
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