Get four pigs and label them, 1, 2, 3, and 5. Let them out in Walmart and watch security try to find the fifth one.
When you're at school look at the cameras either with an evil look or wave at the security guard.
Go to a security camera at a mall and get your friends to do the chicken dance in front of it.
Get 4 pigs, paint 1,2,3, and 5 on their backs, release them in Walmart, sit back and watch security look for # 4 (i am not responsible for any arrests).
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