Best Things to Do with "security"
When you're at school look at the cameras either with an evil look or wave at the security guard.
Take 4 pigs paint the numbers 1,2,3, and 5 release them in a store and sit back and watch security look for pig 4.
Get four pigs and label them, 1, 2, 3, and 5. Let them out in Walmart and watch security try to find the fifth one.
Get 4 pigs, paint 1,2,3, and 5 on their backs, release them in Walmart, sit back and watch security look for # 4 (i am not responsible for any arrests).
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