Make a sandwich in the middle of the night and put it on your sleeping siblings face.
Buy a homeless person a sandwich and give them enough money to live in a hotel for 3 months and apply them a job. DO IT NOW!!
Make a huge, super full sandwich and pull it out while your in an elevator and start eating it loudly (when there are other people there).
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