Things to Do with "reading"

1) Do nothing but keep reading this website.

2) Just keep reading these it will prevent boredom.

3) Wonder why you are still reading this stupid (yet AWESOME) website.

4) Hey, sexy. Yes, you. You reading this. You are one sexy beast.

5) Happy New Year (depends when your reading this).🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

6) Waste your time reading stuff on this site.

7) Do one of the things to do on here instead of just reading them.

8) Waste two seconds reading this.

9) This is limp keep reading this sentence until you get right to the end of it and when you get to the end off it remember to do a big victory dance.

10) Keep reading the website and do one of them.