Best Things to Do with "phone"
In an elevator full of people, have a conversation on the phone about where to leave the dead body.
Go around the store talking in a banana as if it's a phone and see how much people look.
Go to Walmart and pretend to talk to someone on the phone then describe a person close to you on the phone.
Put up a lost pet poster with a pink llama and the phone number is for a psychiatrist.
When someone is not looking grab their phone and hold down the picture button and take endless pics.
Get an Apple. bite a chunk of it. go to the apple phone store. put the bit apple in front of the worker and complain someone bit your phone.
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