Best Things to Do with "paint"
Take a large cardboard box. Paint it to resemble a car. Take it through a drive-through.
Take 4 pigs paint the numbers 1,2,3, and 5 release them in a store and sit back and watch security look for pig 4.
Find a few rocks spray paint them gold and sell them and see how many people buy them.
Get 4 pigs, paint 1,2,3, and 5 on their backs, release them in Walmart, sit back and watch security look for # 4 (i am not responsible for any arrests).
Get 4 pigs. Spray paint 1, 2, 3, & 5 on their backs. Release them into Walmart and watch them try to find #4.
Fill balloons with paint then when someone walks past chuck it out the window. see their reaction
Splash glow in the dark paint on yourselves and run through a corn field faking crop circles.
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