Things to Do with "middle"
3) Go into the middle of a store put down a banana peel, hide and see how long it takes someone to slip and fall.
4) Put a litter box in the middle of a park, dress up like a cat, sit in the litter box, and read a newspaper. See how many people look at you awkwardly.
5) Go to the movies, stand while in the middle of the movie, dance tango with a friend and then run before they catch you.
7) Make a sandwich in the middle of the night and put it on your sleeping siblings face.
9) Calmly have a nervous breakdown in the middle of Walmart. see how many people watch.
10) Just stare at someone for an uncomfortably long time. works well in the middle of a conversation.