Draw a really bad drawing of a fish and write missing. Go in McDonalds crying and give the cashier the paper. Its hilarious -CC
Go to McDonalds and ask for a sad meal. If they say no,run out of the restaraunt bawling.
Go to the McDonalds drive-thru and tell the worker, "THE GIRAFFE GAVE BIRTH!!!", then drive away like nothing happened.
Walk into mcdonalds in a chicken costume,point at the cashier and yell "YOU KILLED DAVID".
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