Things to Do with "item"
1) In a store, follow somebody. When they put an item in their cart, put it in yours.When they realize, say twinning,and run off.
2) Put an old item on your front lawn as if it were free, then when someone tries to take it run outside and accuse them of stealing.
3) Take the first item on your left, put a leash on it and take it on a walk through your neighborhood.
4) Walk up to someone, look at them closely, then mutter into an item of clothing, "Suspect clear".