Get a jacket and a hanger, hang the jacket and put it somewhere that makes it look like a person 2 scare your parents.
Call your best friend and when they answer just say Sorry I can't talk Right now and hang up.
When someone calls you answer and say "would you like to order pizza at papa Gino's?" If they say yes then say too bad and hang up
Call your friend and ask them to call you in 5 seconds when they call you awnser and say new phone who dis and hang up.
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