Things to Do with "h"

1) The mini heart attack you get when you miss a step.

2) Money can't buy happieness, but it can pay for the internet, which is the same thing.

3) The fact that everybody asks you the time like you are a time god, when they have their own phone.

4) Go to Panda Express with a petition to stop them from murdering pandas. See how many people sign it.

5) The brain named itself.

6) What if male pattern baldness gave you a mohawk? People would slowly start losing hair on the sides until they got one of those crew cuts, and finally it would develop into a mohawk. So many gray mohawks. So much happiness.

7) I wonder if there's an actual Dr. Pepper, and no matter what the health problem is he always just recommends more caffeine.

8) Jackets are like clothing for your clothes.

9) I WISH THAT THE WORLD WAS MADE OF CANDY.

10) Rate all your own things good.