Things to Do with "h"
2) Money can't buy happieness, but it can pay for the internet, which is the same thing.
3) The fact that everybody asks you the time like you are a time god, when they have their own phone.
4) Go to Panda Express with a petition to stop them from murdering pandas. See how many people sign it.
6) What if male pattern baldness gave you a mohawk? People would slowly start losing hair on the sides until they got one of those crew cuts, and finally it would develop into a mohawk. So many gray mohawks. So much happiness.
7) I wonder if there's an actual Dr. Pepper, and no matter what the health problem is he always just recommends more caffeine.