When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, freeze them and throw them at your enemies.
Preferably in the summer, buy some mini plastic babies. Like really small icecube sized. Freeze them in an ice cube tray (surprise surprice). When your mom or someone else asks for a drink, put them in their drink. When they ask about it, whisper "ice ice baby"
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