In school walk behind someone when they turn around fall on the ground and stay there till they leave :).
Whenever you fall down, and no one comes to help you get back up, slowly scoot towards someone with you hand raised.
Get all your pillows and cushions in a corner and place them properly to make a chair. (optional step: Put a blanket over it so it doesn't fall off), then slip out another blanket and cuddle yourself in it and make yourself comfortable on your homemade chair. Then go through this website to find
If anyone turns the lights out, fall to the ground and pretend you're dead before they come back on.
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