Things to Do with "complain"
Turn your phone to airplane mode. Then toss your phone and complain that it's not flying.
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Buy dun kin doughnuts and leave 15 min later come back and complain there are holes in your doughnuts.
Go to a phone store with a banana with the top broken off, and complain to the store owner that you bought it a week ago, and that the antenna is already broken. Ask if you could upgrade it to an Apple.
Get an Apple. bite a chunk of it. go to the apple phone store. put the bit apple in front of the worker and complain someone bit your phone.
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