Best Things to Do with "complain"

Buy a doughnut, look at the sales person and complain that there's a hole in it.

Buy a puzzle and then go back to the store and complain that its broken.

Spray perfume in the classroom then complain that someones feet stink.

Buy an Apple phone and complain there is a bite taken out of the apple.

Get an Apple. bite a chunk of it. go to the apple phone store. put the bit apple in front of the worker and complain someone bit your phone.

Go outside and complain about nature.

Complain that you have nothing to complain about.

Turn your phone to airplane mode. Then toss your phone and complain that it's not flying.

Buy dun kin doughnuts and leave 15 min later come back and complain there are holes in your doughnuts.

Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.

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