Funny Puns

If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster.

A photographer was great at botany because he knew photo synthesis.

Traveling on a flying carpet is a rugged experience.

A pun spun with a good yarn gets fabricated!

Obituaries of those hanged in the old west used to be posted in the noose paper.


No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.

The soprano was very optimistic and always left her friends on a high note.

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An astronaut broke the law of gravity and got a suspended sentence.

For the orthodontist visit, the boy had to brace himself.

All of this sexy printer talk is giving me a toner.


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