Funny Puns

In high school I recall having a beautiful but difficult math teacher. She was easy on the eyes and hard on the pupils!

If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster.

As I straightened my beard in the mirror, I stopped to admire for a moment and said Man, this beard is really growing on me.

Did you hear about the boy who heard about types of igneous rocks? He took them for granite.

What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.

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The proctologist reassured the patient that his condition could be rectified.

I wondered why my geometry class was always tired. They were all out of shape.

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Yesterday I was on the computer, I couldn't find the Esc and I lost Ctrl.

You can't die of starvation in the desert because there is always sandwiches.

I went to the theatre, it looked a bit suspicious. I reckon the whole thing was staged.