Best Puns

I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.

Don't drink with ghosts, they can't handle their boos.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

Why did Germany lose World War II? Because they did Nazi us coming.

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.

A circus lion won't eat clowns because they taste funny.

Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed.

Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener.

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