Funny Puns

The bowler preferred to enter and exit his apartment via the fire escape because it was right down his alley.

Yesterday I was on the computer, I couldn't find the Esc and I lost Ctrl.

What are you when you're running in front of a car? Tired What are you when you're running behind a car? Exhausted.

The man put his name on the neck of his shirt so he would have collar ID.


To Do Lists


17 Ways to Be a Stupid Dumb Idiot
Why are you reading this list? You really are an idiot.


14 Things to Do with a Potato
Just in case y'all needed a list.


16 Really Weird Things to Do
These will most likely not help you gain any friendships.


21 Things to Do While You're Not Wearing Pants
Keep your underwear on, folks. This isn't THAT kind of list.


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Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.

Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.

My student was late for class, claiming he was in the washroom. I think he was stalling.

If a piano player is called a pianist, then is a racecar driver called a racist?

The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.

I just bought a pair of bad frequency shoes. I keep doppling over and my foot hertz.


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To Do Lists


17 Ways to Be a Stupid Dumb Idiot
Why are you reading this list? You really are an idiot.


14 Things to Do with a Potato
Just in case y'all needed a list.


16 Really Weird Things to Do
These will most likely not help you gain any friendships.


21 Things to Do While You're Not Wearing Pants
Keep your underwear on, folks. This isn't THAT kind of list.


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