Best Puns

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

I know this is cheesy, but I feel grate.

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

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When a new hive is done bees have a house swarming party.

When cannibals ate a missionary they got a taste of religion.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up.

A girl and her boyfriend went to a party as a barcode. They were an item.

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I get my large circumference from too much pi.

Yesterday a clown held the door open for me....I thought it was a nice jester.

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