A friend told me he dug a hole in my backyard and filled it with water. I thought he meant well.
Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera.
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