Things to Do with "phone"
Go to Walmart and pretend to talk to someone on the phone then describe a person close to you on the phone.
Put up a lost pet poster with a pink llama and the phone number is for a psychiatrist.
When someone is not looking grab their phone and hold down the picture button and take endless pics.
Go around the store talking in a banana as if it's a phone and see how much people look.
Get an Apple. bite a chunk of it. go to the apple phone store. put the bit apple in front of the worker and complain someone bit your phone.
In an elevator full of people, have a conversation on the phone about where to leave the dead body.
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