How to Go Suck a Lemon (13 Steps)
Here's what you have to do.
- Go to the nearest grocery store.
- Go to the produce section.
- Find the lemons.
- Pick out a lemon that you think looks nice.
- Go to the checkout.
- Pay for the lemon using a method of your choice.
- Go back home.
- Slice the lemon into quarters.
- Take one of the quarters and put it in your mouth.
- Bite down on the lemon.
- Attempt to drink the lemon juice that comes out.
- Make a funny face.
- Have surrounding people laugh at you.
- Congratulations, you have sucked a lemon!