How to Go Suck a Lemon (13 Steps)


Here's what you have to do.


  1. Go to the nearest grocery store.
  2. Go to the produce section.
  3. Find the lemons.
  4. Pick out a lemon that you think looks nice.
  5. Go to the checkout.
  6. Pay for the lemon using a method of your choice.
  7. Go back home.
  8. Slice the lemon into quarters.
  9. Take one of the quarters and put it in your mouth.
  10. Bite down on the lemon.
  11. Attempt to drink the lemon juice that comes out.
  12. Make a funny face.
  13. Have surrounding people laugh at you.
  14. Congratulations, you have sucked a lemon!
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