Random Things to Do Containing "ask" — #1-25
Ask people if they own a toilet.
Walk down the street holding every one's hand that passes by, and not letting go until they ask you.
Dress up as a giant banana and ask someone to peel you.
Call Papa Johns and ask for Pizza Hut's number.
Hide the remote in the freezer and act confused when your mom asks how it got there.
Call a Chinese restaurant and ask them for an Indian meal.
Call Domino's and ask is this the Crusty Crab. And hope they say "No this is Patrick".
Buy a banana and stare at it if any one asks accuse them of hating pancakes.
Walk up to a tree in a crowded park and ask it to either move out of your way, or date you.
Go to McDonald's and ask for a fat free DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDER.
If your teacher asks you something about world ww2 raise your and and yell "CAPTAIN AMERICA.
In a restraunt ask for a vegetarian meal and scream wheres the meat.
Ask how much a 50 cent icecream is.
Call a wall*mart and ask if they sell camels if they say no ask why.
Go to Burger King and ask for French fries without the potato. -S.
If your teddy has a hole in it go 2 the vet and ask if its dead.
Go up to random men at the mall and ask "Are you my mother?".
Go to burger king and ask for a cheese burger with no cheese.
Call your friend and say a guy from school asked to marry you LOL.
Dress up as someone from the 80s & ask someone wat year it is When they tell you act freaked out & run.
Put a box in the corner and ask the next person who comes in, "Do you hear ticking?".
Put your desk in the elevator and ask people if they have an apointment whenever they come in.
Go to a windows store and ask for a mac.
Stare up at the sky and when someone asks what your looking at say dead bird and point up.