20 Things to Ask

1) Go up to a stranger with a friend and ask what year it is, then shout THE TIME MACHINE WORKED!
2) Call Pizza Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino's.
3) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
4) -Show people a picture of yourself and ask them if they have seen this person.
5) Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say "To infinity, and beyond".
6) Ask people on the street what year it is, and look scared when you get the answer.
7) Go up to a person and ask "can I ask you a question" and when they say sure say thanks and walk away.
8) Go to McDonald's and ask for a sad meal, then yell SAD PEOPLE HAVE TO EAT TOO!!
9) Wearing old-style clothes ask some people what year it is then scream, "IT WORKED!" and run off.
10) Ask someone what color their shirt is and see if they check.
11) Go to a pet shop and ask for a cow.
12) Next time someone asks what your doing say answering your question.
13) Go to a public bathroom with chocolate on your hands. reach under stall & ask for toilet paper.
14) Ask yourself why you are on this website.
15) Ask a vegetarian if they eat animal crackers.
16) Randomly burst out laughing then when they laugh have a serious face on and ask whats so funny.
17) Order fries at McDonald's, then ask for fries with that.
18) When someone says "May I ask you a question?" Say, "You just did".
19) Call your friends and invite them over. When they get there ask: "What are you doing here?!?".
20) Look at the sky with a weird face and see how many people ask what You're looking at.