20 Things to Ask

1) Call Pizza Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino's.
2) Go up to a stranger with a friend and ask what year it is, then shout THE TIME MACHINE WORKED!
3) -Show people a picture of yourself and ask them if they have seen this person.
4) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
5) Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say "To infinity, and beyond".
6) Ask people on the street what year it is, and look scared when you get the answer.
7) Go up to a person and ask "can I ask you a question" and when they say sure say thanks and walk away.
8) Ask someone what color their shirt is and see if they check.
9) When someone asks you if you know what time it is, say yes and walk away.
10) Go to McDonald's and ask for a sad meal, then yell SAD PEOPLE HAVE TO EAT TOO!!
11) Go to a pet shop and ask for a cow.
12) Wearing old-style clothes ask some people what year it is then scream, "IT WORKED!" and run off.
13) Go to a public bathroom with chocolate on your hands. reach under stall & ask for toilet paper.
14) Ask a vegetarian if they eat animal crackers.
15) Order fries at McDonald's, then ask for fries with that.
16) When someone says "May I ask you a question?" Say, "You just did".
17) Go to McDonald's and ask them which fast food restaurant they would recommend.
18) Next time someone asks what your doing say answering your question.
19) Randomly burst out laughing then when they laugh have a serious face on and ask whats so funny.
20) Call your friends and invite them over. When they get there ask: "What are you doing here?!?".