6 Weapons That Could Beat Glitter in a Fight
Glitter shows people no mercy. People shouldn't show glitter mercy, either.
- Damp paper towels!
Pros: Will sort of clean other things simultaneously.
Cons: Easily the most boring option.
Pros: Softness beats sparkles!
Cons: Also boring.
Pros: The power of technology.
Cons: Will make you look stupid if you try to suck glitter off your face.
Pros: People love using lint rollers. If you don't, you're probably a very sad person deep down.
Cons: People without pets don't usually have lint rollers. Sad times.
Pros: Everybody's got tape.
Cons: Tape is sticky and will probably betray you at some point throughout the fight.
Balloons! With static!
Pros: Harness the power of electricity to create glittery balloons.
Cons: Could pop, which is often really scary for a split second.