25 Cheesy Food Jokes

Puns that will make people want to stop eating.

  1. Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener.
  2. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
  3. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
  4. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
  5. A long knife has been invented that cuts four loaves of bread at a time called a four loaf cleaver.
  6. When the plums dry on your tree, it's time to prune.
  7. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
  8. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
  9. Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.
  10. I can't find my rutabaga. I hope it will turnip.
  11. How fast is milk? It's pasteurized before you know it.
  12. Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.
  13. The coffee tasted like mud because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.
  14. I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.
  15. Some people don't like food going to waist.
  16. A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
  17. Why did the can-crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing.
  18. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
  19. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
  20. I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
  21. The apple crossed the street because he wanted to get to the other cider the road.
  22. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
  23. What did the cheese think of itself? Gouda, but I swiss I was cheddar.
  24. What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho Cheese.
  25. Wanna hear a joke about pizza? Never mind it's too cheesy.
  26. Check out more things with "cheese"

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Mail a slice of cheese to someone.

Go to a McDonalds and ask "How many cheese burgers will it take to get McDiabetes".

Eat a cheese Burger from mc Donalds.

Go into a public place and yell, "MY CHEESE STICK IS COLD!" Or send it to a friend and say, "mY cHEeSe StiCK iS ColD!"

Get cheese put it on your sister face and say " sisters in crime".

Go to the front desk at the library and ask for a cheese burger.

Dress up like a dinosaur, go to Walmart, go by the cheese, and when someone picks up cheese roar at them.

Put cheese in a letter and send it to a friend.

I'm sad. I was told by an English girl...that one American family, took her to a "Chuck E. Cheese 's" pizza shop ...to "impress" her.

Call pizza hut and order a cheese burger.